What is your name?
"The bear-o-pus. I've heard some people call me B-op. Those people are lazy."
Do you know why you were named that?
"Well let's see...bear head, octopus legs. I wonder why I was named that. As for B-op...again lazy."
Are you single or taken?
"I'm pretty sure you need to have friends to be taken. I have none, so no romance for this guy."
Have any abilities or powers?
"I have the combined strengths of a bear and an octopus. Oh, and a smile to die for."
Stop being a Mary-sue!
"Is she that little girl down the street...or the one I "ate"..."
What's your eye color?
"Black or brown. It really depends on the lighting."
How about hair color?
"Fur. I have fur, it's brown."
Have you any family-members?
"Can't say. Any family I had doesn't give a damn about me if I have one any way."
Oh? How about pets?
"I made a goat out of tin cans...he kind of fell apart on me."
That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
"People around my lake, you around my lake, small animals around my lake, anything and anyone but me in or near my lake."
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"Oh you know, I knit, I can play the bass a little...I mean I'm really playing my legs but it sounds like a bass. Scaring people away from my lake...the normal bear/ octopus stuff."
Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
"I don't want to talk about it."
Ever... killed anyone before?
"Wouldn't you want to know."
Name your worst habits?
"Probably my temper. I can be a little bit of a hot head."
Do you look up to anyone at all?
"A lot of people really. I'm not all too tall."
Are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
"Does it really matter?"
Do you go to school?
"I'm a bear...and an octopus. What kind of school would I even go to?"
Ever wanna marry and have kids one day
"Too much effort. I also kind of can't leave my lake..."
Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"I have a small cult...does that count?"
What are you most afraid of?
"Who would answer that? You're just gonna use it against me."
What do you usually wear?
"Bear octopus. We don't normally wear cloths...Although sometimes I like wearing this clip on tie I found."
What's one food that tempts you?
Am I annoying you?
"If you were I'd just make you leave."
Well, it's still not over!
"Kind of obvious."
What class are you?
"I don't understand the question."
How many friends do you have?
"None. Aside from the pile of tin cans that was the goat Steve."
What are your thoughts on pie?
"It's a fantastic idea. I haven't tried it before but whatever you want in this crust thing, it sounds great!"
What's your favorite place?
Are you interested in anyone?
"Interested how? I mean I think people in general are pretty interesting but I have to watch from a distance."
If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"A lake. My lake. Stay out."
What's your type?
"Type? Type of what?"
"Haha...oooohhh. It was those kinds of questions."
Camping or indoors?
"Indoors. In my lake. Keep out, good bye."
No tags, I was just kinda bored.